Want to be worry free? With this one-time purchase you can be! Now offering **FREE LIFETIME REPLACEMENT** of your Bowl Mole, no matter the reason it needs replaced.You can buy it anytime, as long as you are currently in possession of a Bowl Mole.
Lose it? Give it away? Have it confiscated by The Man? Drop it into wet concrete below? Forget it in the luggage you returned? Use it to make S’mores and it got all gooey???
Doesn’t matter if you buy this upgrade, we will replace it absolutely FREE for as long as we both shall live-till death do us part. You will only be responsible to pay shipping charges for your replacement to be mailed to you.
Did you acquire your Bowl Mole 2nd hand? Find it in wet concrete below? Or do you work for the man and wanna rebel? Doesn't matter! Purchase this LIFETIME REPLACEMENT and your the same as everybody else- equipped till the end.